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    Hey ladies, put your boobs away, Jon Jones won't sign them !


    Joe Camporeale-US PRESSWIRE - Presswire
    5 months ago: May 5, 2012; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; Jon Jones (far right) shakes hands with fans during the middleweight bout between Alan Belcher and Rousimar Palhares during UFC on Fox 3 at the Izod Center. Mandatory Credit: Joe Camporeale-US PRESSWIRE


    by Jesse Holland on Sep 19, 2012 9:46 AM EDT

    Sorry ladies, Jon Jones is spoken for.

    The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) light heavyweight titleholder, who defends his 205-pound strap against Vitor Belfort at the upcoming UFC 152: "Jones vs. Belfort" pay-per-view (PPV) event this Saturday night (Sept. 22, 2012) at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is very particular about signing autographs.


    Replica UFC belts? Not a fan.


    He won't sign female body parts, either, according to "Bones" in a recent interview with ESPN, where he talks about busting out the Sharpie to leave a little bit of himself with (and sometimes on) the fans.

    "Anything I won't sign? Women's body parts. My old lady at home probably won't appreciate that one so I try to refrain from that. The craziest thing I've signed? I think I signed someone's forehead once. I think that would have to be the craziest, for sure. I hope they [washed it off], but who knows."

    Jones goes into more detail after the jump.





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    Damn !

    That's a nasty-ass beard he's sportin' there !

    That shit has to go... he looks like he should be lookin' for a bottle and his cardboard box !
    Even when I'm 100% certain of a fight outcome, I'm only 75% sure... and of that, there's only a 50/50 shot that I'm right.

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    I guess she doesn't mind him having two chicks in his Bentley and smashing it into a pole though. That's ok.
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    I have no problem autographing boobs... I'll pick up that slack for Jones.
    Even when I'm 100% certain of a fight outcome, I'm only 75% sure... and of that, there's only a 50/50 shot that I'm right.

    Too many people prefer the blue pill... me, I prefer the red pill.

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    OK Jones..
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    DAMN THAT JONES! Those poor women being ignored like that! I pledge to personally sign every pair of disappointed boobies to make up for his ignorant move!

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