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Even when I'm 100% certain of a fight outcome, I'm only 75% sure... and of that, there's only a 50/50 shot that I'm right.
Too many people prefer the blue pill... me, I prefer the red pill.
The problem confronting the world today is that the world is full of ideologues who are more concerned with promoting their ideology than dealing in the facts.
An uneducated populous will fall for anything - Dr. Benjamin Carson
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Even when I'm 100% certain of a fight outcome, I'm only 75% sure... and of that, there's only a 50/50 shot that I'm right.
Too many people prefer the blue pill... me, I prefer the red pill.
The problem confronting the world today is that the world is full of ideologues who are more concerned with promoting their ideology than dealing in the facts.
An uneducated populous will fall for anything - Dr. Benjamin Carson
Stick with me... and you'll be wearing horse turds as big as diamonds !
Welcome to MMA CryptBe sure to check out our RULES !
Check out 'The MMA Crypt Roundtable Discussion' - Season 1 : Episode 2, with Michelle 'The Karate Hottie' Waterson - Click Here.
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Even when I'm 100% certain of a fight outcome, I'm only 75% sure... and of that, there's only a 50/50 shot that I'm right.
Too many people prefer the blue pill... me, I prefer the red pill.
The problem confronting the world today is that the world is full of ideologues who are more concerned with promoting their ideology than dealing in the facts.
An uneducated populous will fall for anything - Dr. Benjamin Carson
Stick with me... and you'll be wearing horse turds as big as diamonds !
Welcome to MMA CryptBe sure to check out our RULES !
Check out 'The MMA Crypt Roundtable Discussion' - Season 1 : Episode 2, with Michelle 'The Karate Hottie' Waterson - Click Here.
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Rampage takes the cake on all of those guys easily. Sorry, but I don't see any current Bengals players sexually assaulting reporters, making racist comments, having high speed chases with the law, or challenging rappers to an "act off." Lol!
Feel free to present some examples of current NFL players, but you've got a pretty difficult task ahead of you.![]()
Sorry, bad typo on my part. Meant to say Dallas and Cincy. Really Red, do I really have to list Stupid NFL players.
Cedric Benson
Andy Lyons/Getty Images Cedric Benson is no stranger to the police. Benson made a splash in the NFL right after college, and it hasn't stopped since.
Back in 2008 while on his expensive boat with some friends, Benson was arrested for operating the boat while intoxicated. Less than a month later, Benson was arrested for driving while intoxicated. As a result, the judge ordered a built-in breathalyzer in his car.
The list continues.
Just last year in 2010, Cedric had another problem with the booze. This time, it involved a physical altercation in a bar. Benson was arrested last June for allegedly punching a bar tender in the face. Upon leaving the fight, Benson also spit blood onto him as well.
Stay away from the alcohol man, it'll save you money.
The most recent arrest came less than a month ago. Marking his fourth public arrest since being in the NFL, Benson was arrested for a misdemeanor charge of assault causing bodily injury to a family member.
So Cedric, we see you have problems in the summer. Be thankful it's almost fall!
Albert Haynesworth
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Albert Haynesworth is more of a headache than anything.
Haynesworth has been charged with simple assault after an alleged road rage incident. The report stated that the victim felt Haynesworth was tailgating too close to his car. So what did he do? He flipped Haynesworth off.
I guess he didn't approve of the gesture, so at an upcoming stop-light, Haynesworth got out of his car, "struck" the man, and drove away.
Referring to the "headache" statement, when Albert was first traded to the Redskins, he had some problems right off the bat.
Haynesworth showed up to training camp over-weight, so was sent home. Next week when he returned, he claimed he was "unable to play" due to a neck-injury, that didn't appear to be serious at all.
Marshawn Lynch
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Marshawn Lynch is known for a little more than his famous run last year against the Saints in the playofs.
Back in 2006, Lynch was the victim of mistaken identity when unknown assailants shot at his car outside his high school alma mater as he was about to visit his little sister on her graduation day.
A couple months later in 2007, Lynch was accused of sexual assault by his former girlfriend. Lynch was never arrested though and the charges were dropped.
During June 2008, Lynch was investigated for his involvement in a hit and run accident that occurred in Buffalo. Lynch then admitted the statement and was later sued by the victim for negligence.
What's next? Drugs. Lynch was arrested while being pulled over in 2009 for possession of marijuana and having a loaded weapon in the vehicle.
There was also a little petty case where Lynch was accused from stealing $20 from someone, but compared to his other crimes, it's no big deal.
Donte' Stallworth
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Donte Stallworth is now on the Washington Redskins, after being traded numerous times throughout his unsteady career.
What he is most noted for is DUI and vehicular manslaughter in 2009. That's right.
Stallworth was arrested when his car struck and killed a pedestrian in Miami Beach, Florida. Stallworth admitted to drinking the night prior to the accident.
According to early reports, Donte was legally drunk at the time of the accident; his blood alcohol content was 0.12, over the nationwide legal limit of 0.08.
He was sentenced to only 30 days in jail, 1,000 hours of community service, 2 years of house arrest, 8 years probation, and he also received a life-time suspension of his Florida state driver's license.
Quinn Ojinnaka
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While this may be the only arrest for Quinn Ojinnaka, it's a pretty crazy one.
Last year, Ojinnaka was arrested for throwing his wife down the stairs, and then out of the house. The altercation started over none other than Facebook.
Ojinnaka was catching up with an old female friend of his and his wife didn't like that, so she then attempted to stab him with a pen. Once the police arrived, there were no reported injuries or medical attention needed, but Quinn was still hauled off to jail.
He was released about four hours later after posting a $2,400 bond.
As a result, the Atlanta Falcons (the team he played for at the time) suspended him for the season opener.
Pacman Jones
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If this list would've been done a few years ago, Pacman would've been No. 1. He's been out of the media and out of the back of police cars, until recently.
Right off the bat in Pacman's career, he entered the league on probation for a fight he was in while still at West Virginia. Not only was he entering the league on probation, he started his NFL career by holding out because he wanted more money.
During the off-season of his rookie year, Jones was arrested after an incident on charges of marijuana possession and the state pressed charges for felony and misdemeanor counts of obstruction of justice. A couple months later, during training camp, Jones was arrested for disorderly conduct and public intoxication after claiming that a woman stole his wallet.
The list goes on, way on.
In October of 2006, Jones was cited for misdemeanor assault for allegedly spitting in the face of a female student, and was suspended for only one game by the Titans.
Then Jones got himself into a whole heap of a mess with the Las Vegas strip-club shooting which resulted in a one-year suspension.
After that, Pacman played for the Dallas Cowboys, the CFL, became a rapper, and also a wrestler.
Now with the Cincinnati Bengals, Jones was arrested at a bar for disorderly conduct while intoxicated and resisting arrest.
Ben Roethlisberger
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What happened to that nice man we all grew to love just a few years ago? It seems ever since his motorcycle wreck, he's grown into a bearded monster.
The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback has been accused of rape twice.
The first time was in July 2009, when a woman filed a civil lawsuit against Roethlisberger, accusing him of raping her in July 2008 in his Lake Tahoe hotel room, where he was staying for a charity golf tournament.
The second accusation came in March 2010, when he was accused of rape in the women's bathroom of a Milledgeville, Georgia night club.
All charges were dismissed and the case was acquitted.
Ladies, avoid going to Pittsburgh.
Kenny Britt
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I don't get why NFL players are always in trouble. They make so much money; you'd think they can just stay out of jail and play football like they're supposed to.
Here is the Tennessee Titans' Kenny Britt.
In April of 2011, Britt was arrested in New Jersey on three counts (including a felony) following an alleged car chase with police.
On June 8, Britt was charged with resisting arrest. Britt then surrendered to police on two outstanding warrants, alleging that he provided inaccurate information on separate driver's license applications.
Now, Britt faces a charge of resisting arrest in his home state of New Jersey earlier this month after detectives suspected he was carrying a marijuana cigar at a car wash. He also recently pleaded guilty to motor vehicle violations related to a speeding arrest.
Brandon Marshall
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Brandon Marshall is nicknamed "The Beast" for a reason.
Marshall has been arrested numerous times and takes the cake as the top troublemaker in the NFL.
His journey began in 2004, when he was still a student at UCF, and it all goes downhill from there. Marshall was arrested on charges of assault on a law enforcement officer, refusal to obey, disorderly conduct and resisting an officer.
Instead of describing each and every one, I'll just make a brief list:
- March 26, 2007: arrested on suspicion of domestic violence after his girlfriend reported a domestic dispute.
- October 22, 2007: arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol.
- June 12, 2008: ticketed for changing lanes in a prohibited area and was found to be without his license and proof of insurance.
- March 1, 2009: arrested for disorderly conduct after allegedly being involved in a fight with his fiancee.
- April 23, 2011: stabbed near his stomach by his wife during more domestic violence.
Angry man explains his highly appropriate nickname.
To top this off, Brandon is currently seeking medical attention after he was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. Oh by the way, he's making a documentary about it, too. I'd love to see the title of that one!
"I didn't beat my wife, I did."
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/7...he-nfl/page/15
Come on Red, there are lots of guys worse than Rampage in sports.
in case that wasn't enough
Michael Vick
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Michael Vick led and hosted a dog fighting ring at his house in Virginia. Vick and his friends killed dogs in an inhumane fashion that has forced dog lovers everywhere to be anti-Vick no matter what his redemption story turns out to be.
Vick received two years in prison for his crimes, which many believe the sentence was over the top and that the government wanted to make an example out of Vick. No matter what your stance is on the issue, the crimes he committed were heinous and heartless.
Leonard Little
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Leonard Little took getting a DUI to new and reprehensible levels with his multiple offenses. He drove drunk through a red light and crashed into a vehicle, killing a mother of two children.
He was released from prison and arrested a few years later for drunk driving after he failed three separate field sobriety tests.
Alonzo Spellman
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Alonzo Spellman figured out the system for getting into this list. He terrorized passengers on a commercial flight, which forced the airline to make an emergency landing.
Spellman's list of accomplishments include weapon charges, a-typical DUI charges and a stand off with police. He's certainly qualified for the top 25.
Gene Atkins
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Gene Atkins was arrested for firebombing a former business partner. He would eventually be acquitted (surprise there) from those charges.
He followed that act up by creating an in-home fortress after he shoved, choked, bit and beat his wife with a remote control. When the cops came to apprehend Atkins, he punched one in the throat.
After that, law enforcement rushed into the house only to find Atkins wielding four knives. He was taken down with a Taser gun.
Ray Lewis
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Lewis ultimately got off with obstruction of justice for testifying against two people for the murders of Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar, but not before he was tried for murder and aggravated assault.
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Justin Strzelcyzk
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Justin Strzelcyzk has one of the more bizarre stories. A New York state trooper described the event stating it "looked like an airplane crash."
Strzelcyzk tried to outrun the troopers after flipping them off and throwing a beer bottle at them. He drove 15 miles on three tires and a rim after getting the spike strip. He ended up crashing into three vehicles, including a gas tanker.
The crazy part is that his system showed no signs of drugs or alcohol.
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Lawrence Taylor
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Ah, the cover boy's story is here. The New York Giants Hall of Fame linebacker went from lighting up opponents to lighting up the crack pipe.
His confessions on "60 Minutes" about spending thousands of dollars on narcotics daily and hiring prostitutes to visit opposing team's hotel rooms would be enough to make this list. Then his more recent crimes secured his spot.
Lawrence Taylor found himself in a sticky situation after finding out one of his ladies happened to be, well, a 16-year-old girl.
Rae Carruth
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Rae Carruth makes this list with flying colors. He hired two hit men to conduct the execution-style murder of his pregnant girlfriend, all because she wanted to keep the child.
You can be assured he did not want to drop the soap in prison. Convicts do not respect guys who beat women or hurt children.
Michael Irvin
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With all the cocaine he's ingested in his life, Michael Irvin could probably decorate a Christmas tree with fake snow. He was a frequent flyer into the court system during the 1990's.
Irvin continued to fly high into the new millennium and has received a few more drug charges on his record. Luckily for him, that resume